Anonymous asked:

But olive what if it tastes salty??

Keep Calm. Answer:

thesaddestpartofmybodyismymouth:

whitegirlsaintshit:

pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.

THANK YOU LORD

"I was so sentimental about you I’d break any one’s heart for you. My, I was a damned fool. I broke my own heart, too. It’s broken and gone. Everything I believe in and everything I cared about I left for you because you were so wonderful and you loved me so much that love was all that mattered. Love was the greatest thing, wasn’t it?"
- Ernest Hemingway, To Have And Have Not  (via highrapunzel)

(Source: wikiquote.com, via this--too--shall--pass)